(Source: shitshilarious)

neyruto:

how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those 

Bug bites, man

on top of being too shy, I don’t want to start a conversation now cause I’d feel like a dick if I decided to go to bed like five minutes later

I’m at that tough spot

I’m tired enough that I could go to bed

but I’m just jazzed enough that if I start talking to someone and doing something maybe I could stay up

but I’m too shy to talk to anyone sigh

photograph-dreams:

shit I can’t

radjew:

My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

my favorite song

(Source: fapitalism)

kordova:

the great desu tree

(Source: magmadova)

hey guys I’m home, I wasn’t admitted after all

uh

I could recap you but not much happened

follow up with their GI in a week, on prednisone for like..idk not even a month

shrug

n0isefloor:

I seriously just let out the most obnoxious laugh in the hospital. Hahaha

getting ready to go

I really don’t want to go

sigh I’ve been going to bed earlier and earlier lately just out of pure exhaustion

sighhhhhhhh

spinturnixx:

cheetah-rays:

THESE ARE ROCKETS.

THESE ARE SMARTIES

DAMNIT.

BLEW MY MIND WHEN I REALIZED AMURCANS DON’T HAVE SMARTIES….

wh..at…..

my whole life is a lie